Perfect Mobile Barber Shop

All I wanted, and what I told him was cut away hair from the ears and the neck, and clean everything else up. He asked about the beard and I said I was going to take it all off myself, be he said he'd do it. Instead, I wound up with a Herman Munster cut with glue in it, and I still have a beard, even though less of one. Props for careful, meticulous craftsmanship, but that is all. If you want to be an artist's subject, have a good rime, but if you want your hair cut the way you ask for it, stay away.