The Suozzone

The service was fine, nothing great, nothing bad, but the man standing in the corner watching and standing still was a little terrifying. When I asked the attendant, he just said "oh that's just Garrett." I was a little disturbed. Complimentary mints were given to you by Garrett on the way out. I think it's his only job. He just stands in the corner with no expression and then full on sprints toward you afterwards and hands you a warm, unwrapped mint from his pocket, and then runs back after the Suozzing. Besides that, positive experience. Suozzing was unmatched.

interesting atmosphere, the rats nibbling on my feet gave me an odd sense of comfort as I was intimately Suozzed. Not a fan of the sludge bath.

The massage was fine, but the Suozzoning was exactly what I wanted it to be. Dream come true

The foot massage was good but the Suozzing wasn’t something I was prepared for

Would be 5 stars if I got to read Dune.