OhWhataMassage

I recently visited what I can only describe as the most disappointing massage establishment I’ve ever encountered. From the moment we arrived, the experience was off-putting. There was no one to greet us, leaving us feeling unwelcome and unsure about the check-in process. We were shocked to find the kitchen area in complete disarray, with dirty dishes scattered everywhere. The atmosphere was far from relaxing; the decor felt neglected and unclean. I couldn’t help but notice an odd stuffed animal cat with a brush next to it, which seemed out of place and gave off a bizarre vibe rather than a comforting one. To top it all off, there was a medical walker just sitting out in the open, which not only looked unsightly but also made me question the overall hygiene and professionalism of the plac

I threw my neck out prior to heading to Greenport for vacation. My husband surprised me with a pregnancy massage, he coordinated everything with Bruce ahead of time. Bruce was kind, warm and welcoming. The massage was in his home, it was clean and had beautiful scent from aromatherapy. Fran was my masseuse, who specialized in prenatal massage. She instantly made me feel at ease with her warm presence. The massage was so wonderful, I truly felt like a new person after when she was all done. highly recommend!

SCAM!!!! Do not believe these reviews. This was not what was advertised. We walked into this scary home…greeted by a gentleman named Bruce that had trouble standing on his own two feet. We paid for a couples massage and it was just him! No other masseuse was there! He has you pay in advance because when you arrive no normal person will feel comfortable going into a room with this man. His house was dirty and not “zen” whatsoever. Besides feeling like we were about to get murdered…there was a Sink full of dishes…the house smelled and like I said he could barely stand on his two feet. Should be a sign that reads enter at your own risk.

One of the best massages of my life! Bruce is fantastic. I got a 90 minute massage and loved it. I wish I could go every week. I highly recommend OhWhatAMassage and Bruce is very professional. 5 stars and 2 thumbs up

Unfortunately, I did not get a massage by Bruce. I spoke with him to organize an in house massage at a VRBO for a birthday present for two of my friends. Bruce was wonderful to deal with. Cindy arrived to give the massages and was super sweet. We were a confusing group because it was a surprise gift and Cindy set up while everyone was sorting what was going on. She gave two fabulous massages and this comes from two people that get a lot of massages at very exclusive resorts and spas! Thank you Bruce and Cindy :)